Open trading account 
To charm me or get my attention:
- You have to be big animal lover, because there is entire zoo in me - sometimes I am crazy hamster, sometimes lazy cat or capybara etc etc. If you are as nice with animals as Kevin Richardson is - the lion inside me is all yours.
- You have to be an exorcist to be able to fight against and accept my demons. You don't have to be real priest - someone like Anthony Hopkins from The Rite Movie would be absolutely fine.
- You have to be a bit of Sigmund Freud to help me not to become insane after all my internal trauma and neurotic syndromes.
- You have to be a little insane yourself so I can treat you as my patient, like I am your only one Mrs. Freud.
- You don't have to be very beautiful - being in a good shape and as charming as Robert Downey Junior would be absolutely enough.
- And yeah, you have to be a little bit like Superman to rescue me every now and then.
