1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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