Open trading account 
1. Some say that while he is trading, Banksy draws trendlines & triangles for him. All we know is, he was made the same way as we were.
2. Some say that $ 1 trillion platinum coin has already minted and is used in place of his jeans button. All we know is, he don't speak north korean.
3. Some say that he is so tough in FX trading that can make enormous profits even on Saturdays. All we know is, he never has webinars on Saturdays.
4. Some say that his FX trading platform is with ignition key and V12 engine inside. All we know is, he's called not the Stig.
5. Some say that he draws support/resistance lines on canvas in cinema theatre and market respects them. All we know is, he is available shorter than ordinary movie lasts.
6. Some say that he can teach ALI G money management FOR PEACE. All we know is, he keeps others informed practically for free.
7. Some say that he has something hot that all women are willing to possess. All we know is, it is not Iphone 6S in charging mode.
8. Some say that his favorite financial ticker is OO7... All we know is, he is familiar with BONDS.
9. Some say that his webcam was used in Google Maps 3D as the main. All we know is, he can borrow spare one from Dukascopy Team.
10. Some say that he always writes Sex instead of Six in his CV and had never been rejected. All we know is, he is literate in finance.
11. Some say that when he draws bullish or bearish flag on the graph you can discern three lions on it. All we know is, he does not like football, he loves it.
12. Some say that one click by his computer's mouse could generate one bitcoin (BTC). All we know is, he prefers liquidity.
13. Some say that he had invented the slogans BUY and DIE & LONG and WRONG after been locked with polar bear for one week at the private Zoo. All we know is, he is indifferent to traders - animals.
14. Some say that magician Dynamo failed four times in a row showing trick to him. All we know is, he notices value where others can't.
15. Some say that his trading bot can beat IBM's Watson in theological debates and can divide number x by Zero or by Zorro. All we know is, he is not big fan of algorithmians.
16. Some say that Freddie Mercury himself teached him to trade in open outcry way. All we know is, he is not passionate in oldschool trading.
17. Some say that it was shouted in his face "Thousand traders of Wall Street's empire will descent upon You !!! Our orders will blot out the sun !!!". "Then I will trade without stop-loss" - was answered quietly by him. All we know is, he is a shy guy.
18. Some say that his ego can prevail over George Soros in armwrestling. All we know is, he still has not a halo.
19. Some say that Mercedes' performance unit AMG completed special cabrio edition for him with projection of Bloomberg terminal's data feed on the windscreen and OMG abreviation on the boot. All we know is, he adores 30 miles speed limit.
20. Some say that russians have copied his verbal expression ''COOLISH'' and replaced first letter by mathematical symbol. All we know is, he does not curse even after taking profit.
21. Some say that he is touchy and has a pet. Hannibal Lecter You may ask. Nop. It is black hole. All we know is, they both are very, very attractive.
22. Some say that he relies on his clock cuckoo's trade signals only and let it trade 20:59:55-21:00:05 GMT on its own account. All we know is, this is the time in markets when the most get not what they are expecting for.
23. Some say, forget Elliot waves, try to count his dubstep moves in the dance club for the best timing to trade. All we know is, sometimes the most unusual techniques lead to the most oustanding results.
24. Shome shay that he tried to ushe strikesh, knock-outsh, knock-insh, double touchesh to hedge hish large fx poshition in hish purse late evening. Shomeone elshe try to explain him that for hedging is better to apply optionsh than Martial artsh, please! All we know is, he believes the Fair Play rule exists only in FX trading.
25. Some say that he is ''Ballish'' on the beach and ''Beerish'' in the pub when he has a day off. All we know is, he aprreciates intelectual way of relax.
The Last one. Some say that You'd may heard uncountable jokes about Chuck Norris, but no one jokes about him. All we know is, You've better keep it serious to think about him.
Dear Dukascopy Community, try imagine Him or Her and draw His/Her portrait on misty mirror in Your bathroom.